Yesterday I made spaghetti from leftovers, and rejoiced. I’ll try to explain why.

The point is, when I was urban-homeless, making spaghetti from leftovers was almost impossible. Oh, yes, there were leftovers. I might have been able to eat at a free community meal, and they might have had something like what I fixed three days ago that “seeded” the spaghetti. In fact that had been just exactly the sort of food I’ve gotten at free community meals.

Being poor, I went to one of those stores where they specialize in selling me packaged foods that haven’t been fully unloaded from their boxes. Since I don’t mind the clutter, I reap the savings! Such aesthetic neglect netted me 12 ounces of meatballs PLUS two red bell peppers for half what the meatballs alone would have cost me in a neater store. I already had an unmarked pound of white rice of undetermined extraction from a food bank. Pearls? Peewees? I had 49 cents worth of tomato sauce and a yellow onion.

The seed meal was that. A rice-meatball-tomato-sauce-onion event. I’m not a great cook. I collect ingredients to critical mass and combine with heat. Nevertheless, cooking is extremely important to me. Assembling my own food for my own consumption is a sacred act, even if I do it badly, whether the results are edible or not.

Speaking of sacred acts, when I’m dead I want everyone to eat domestic Limburger in memory of me. You don’t have to do it every year. Once would be sufficient.

Actually, I was cooking as usual for both myself and Anitra “On Whose Kitchen Floor I Have Sometimes Slept” Freeman. Cooking food for her own consumption is NOT so sacred an act for Anitra, so I get to do most of it and hog all the cooking sacredness to myself, while she does sacred emails.

Even with both of us eating it, the rice-meatball-etc. event would not disappear. The meatball-onion-sauce was half leftover. As I said, this could also have happened at a community meal. They use cheap ingredients too. If Anitra and I were still homeless, we could have been at one of those meals and could have each had a half serving of meatball-onion sauce left over, which we might have dumped into a container and saved.

Then, we could have done much of what I did later. Since more sauce was needed for spaghetti, we would have obtained a can of spaghetti sauce. I got mine this time at a food bank. When we were homeless, we would have got the spaghetti sauce with food stamps. Since garlic was essential, we would have bought one bulb of that vegetable variety, peeled it, and stuck slices of it in our extra sauced leftovers, using a sharp knife. I always had a sharp knife when I was homeless.

Then what? The directions for making the spaghetti now call for the heating of the meatball-laden sauce so as to mellow the garlic and disseminate its flavor, and to cook up a pot of spaghetti to put the sauce on. This means boiling water.

Ouch. The army has heating pads for MREs that we could have used in theory to heat the sauce, but they wouldn’t boil water. Well, we could have built a fire. But you’d be surprised how quickly the police show up when you build an illegal fire anywhere in the city limits. They come the quickest when you’re hungry or cold.

You’d think the military would hurry up and come up with a flameless heater that our soldiers can use to boil water, as opposed to just heat stuff up. I mean, we’ve got a war every minute, let’s put our wars to good use, spurring the technology that will make being homeless bearable, since we will be draining our country’s resources to make so much of it.

Then those of us in housing won’t be the only ones who get to enjoy the thrill of making spaghetti from leftovers.