The online list of members of the King County Governing Board of the Committee to End Homelessness (CEH) may be out of date. But we can use it as a rough indication of the Governing Board’s makeup. Let’s see, the list includes: King County Executive Ron Sims, Seattle Mayor Greg Nickels, Seattle City Councilmember Tom Rasmussen, former Governor Mike Lowry, St. Mark’s Episcopal Cathedral Dean Robert Taylor, former Seattle Mayor Norm Rice, Blake Nordstrom—and OK now I’m tired of typing these names, but so far I haven’t found any dimwits.

Likewise, a similarly scientific half-assed glance at the Interagency Council, which implements CEH policies, didn’t turn up more than a couple of hollow-headed chair warmers—too few to significantly lower the group I.Q. of the IAC.

So why, given that, has the CEH outsourced its brains?

“Wes,” you say, “there’s no way they’ve done that! You are surely making that up!”

It’s a fact! I found it out like I find out everything I know about the CEH. I go to meetings, get the handouts and, then, find out from someone else. Two weeks ago, I learned through people in SHARE/WHEEL that the Consumer Advisory Council (CAC), yet another CEH subcommittee, would be forming a speaker’s bureau called Leadership Tomorrow. The CAC consists of “consumers”—i.e., consumers of homeless people’s services: i.e., homeless and formerly homeless people. So who better to form a speaker’s bureau to go out and tell the people of King County what homelessness in King County is all about?

Leadership Tomorrow, that’s who! The very same day I found out about the speaker’s bureau plan, the same people in SHARE/WHEEL who told me about it also handed me 15 pages of stuff with the CEH logo on it including a Q&A about homelessness and a guide to a slide show about homelessness. The Q&A part of the handout SAID on its own page one it was “a sampling of questions posed to [CEH chairperson] Bill Block and his responses” and that it may “serve as a guide for managing the Q&A portion” of the slide show.

The contents of the Q&A and the commentary for the slide show included genuine information mixed with misleading statements (about the one-night counts, for example) smashed up with opinion masquerading as information (propaganda) such as whether the tent cities are really about shelter. Or how panhandlers ought to be dealt with. Or whose problem homelessness is, the cities or the suburbs.

Normally, you’d think that when people are solicited to form a speaker’s bureau in accordance with their experiential expertise on a subject, you do not tell them what to say. So those of us at Real Change, who subsequently read the 15-page handout, could be heard all the way from our offices in Belltown to the Exchange Building shrieking and hooting about it, like monkeys in the jungle that just saw a big gnarly cat.

Well, Bill Block heard our hoots and he reassured us. “No, no, no,” he said. That handout wasn’t for the CAC homeless speaker’s bureau, it was for the rest of the CEH. And it wasn’t written by him, he told us, it was put together by Leadership Tomorrow. Why did it have his name on it, I wondered. Would heads roll? Not likely.

So my question now is, who the freak are Leadership Tomorrow and when did they get to be the brains of the CEH? Whatever happened to “Leadership Today”—the big geniuses that were appointed to the Governing Board and the IAC because they were such hot and sweaty kick-ass leaders?

Does the fact that Leadership Tomorrow is doing the thinking about homelessness for the CEH mean that not only are all the homeless and formerly homeless members of the CAC and the other CEH subcommittees all just tokens, like we all knew, but so are Norm Rice, Lowry, Sims, Nordstrom and all the other big names on the top committees?

Is Greg Nickels just on the Governing Board for show?

I sure hope so. That’s funny.

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