As I’ve said repeatedly, most homeless people don’t want to be.

It turns out, though, that some do. The fact that I don’t come right out and say so annoys some of my very favorite friends, so I want to make up for that and talk about the tradition of being homeless on purpose, saying where it comes from, and why it needs to be celebrated. Let’s begin with a real life situation.

Last June a man died near Medford, in southern Oregon. Authorities have accused another man of manslaughter. There were three homeless witnesses, including a married couple. For the past 11 weeks all three innocent witnesses have been held in jail with miserly compensations of $7.50 per day, and the married couple separated, not because they are flight risks, but, in the words of the judge who ordered the jailing, “When they weren’t incarcerated, they weren’t easy to find.”

I guess to appear to save a little trouble and expense it’s okay to treat people like animals in Medford, Oregon, notwithstanding the fact that these days hotel rooms cost less than properly-staffed jail space.

The story touches on one reason why people prefer to be homeless. If you have a permanent home, your next door neighbor could be anybody. You could end up being stuck next door to a sickeningly inhumane judge for example. There would be no way out but to move.

Now, if you move away from idiots or monsters once every three years, you’re an American. But if you’re moving away from idiots and monsters every two or three days, you’re a nomad.

Nomad is the technical scientific term for “person who chooses to be homeless.” There are three kinds of nomad, the Hunter-Gatherer, the Pastoral, and the Peripatetic.

Fellow Real Change editor Artis has been a Peripatetic Nomad, and a good one. The term refers to people who travel about to sell their skills from place to place. You can only be a Peripatetic Nomad if you are really good at something, enough to be paid for it.

The Hunter-Gatherer Nomads were also called “humans” at one time. That one time lasted some million years. Winter in the Levant, Summer in Greece. Good times.

Human beings evolved to be Hunter-Gatherers. Hunter-Gatherers were the first-born, number-one sons-of-righteousness for eons and eons. How dare anyone say that it isn’t a proper lifestyle? It’s like saying sex was meant to happen in a test tube. No, it was meant to happen the other way, the way it’s been happening. When it comes to lifestyles Hunter-Gatherer is the way it’s been, longer and before any other.

The Pastoral Nomads are the guys herding the sheep and the horses and the goats and the chickens and the roosters all around the countryside. The Bible records the exact moment that these people got the upper hand over the Hunter-Gatherers, when pastoral Jacob cheated hunter-gatherer twin brother Esau out of his heritage. To this day, Pastoral Nomads are considered tricksy, but are in reality no tricksier than the people who stole their heritage from them.

Those who stole the heritage of the Pastoral Nomads were, of course, the biggest thieves in all human history, the thieves known as Settlers.  Everyone knows that Settlers stole America from the Hunter-Gatherer and Pastoral Natives, but did you know that the word settler is just another word for someone who chooses a housed lifestyle?

Settlers claim land that used to belong to everyone. That amounts to stealing from all the rest of humanity. For each parcel of land in the world, the first deed ever written up for that parcel marked its initial theft. All real estate is stolen property.

Whereas, being a nomad means not participating in that kind of thievery. That’s respectable.

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