I’m a Consumer of Homeless Services. I’m not homeless now, but I was homeless, 10 years ago, for so long I moved far down a waiting list for housing and I got housed. You don’t hear that happening much anymore. Anyway, that means that just by virtue of having asylum, I am now a Consumer of a Homeless Service, until I’m evicted, move, or die.
Homeless people are now all called consumers of homeless services, even if they don’t consume any. When I was homeless I never consumed any services, except food stamps. I’ve done all my homeless-service consuming post-homelessness. But if things were then the way they are now, I would have been called a consumer anyway.
A couple weeks ago, I finally figured out why the service providers love to call us consumers. It defines us relative to the service providers. It means that our meaning, our purpose in being, our purpose in being talked about, is entirely attached to our role as users of homeless services, which they provide.
What a great way to assert power over people! Don’t even acknowledge their being except to note their dependence on the services you provide! Impressive. Most impressive. They are well on their way to becoming formidable Jedi.
I am trying to think of ways to return the favor. I want to call them something that says they barely provide services and have no other significance to me. I’ve thought of stale rice cakes, but it’s too metaphorical. Maybe someone can help me come up with something more straight-forward.
Speaking of stale rice cakes, I’d like to share my intercom story. When I attained this asylum run by the Downtown Emergency Service Center (DESC), it had an intercom so I could cry for help in emergencies. I didn’t think about it at all.
Then one day, after I’d been here four years, I was told my intercom had never worked. I said, no problem, I don’t need it. They said, “Problem! You need it for emergencies.” I said, I haven’t had an emergency for four years, I don’t need it. They said, “We’re fixing it.”
They fixed my intercom against my will. Immediately, I got called mornings for free breakfasts. I got weekly messages, “It’s Bingo night, come on down!” At 10:30 pm on alternate Saturdays I heard, “There’s pizza in the community room!” One random night every month, around midnight, it was “The church group has sandwiches out front, hurry down before they’re all gone!”
There is no volume control, it was permanently on loud. They said if I snipped the wires to the speaker they could tell downstairs. I doubted that but decided on the direct approach. I went down to the front desk every time they woke me and told them I wanted them to shut themselves up.
I complained to higher-ups. They repeated my complaints to me to show me they heard my pain. But nothing happened, because the conflict resolution course they take only talks about talk. Doing things is a whole different course.
So I got a notebook, set it by the bed, and took down times and dates my peace was interrupted by intercom. Within a month the first page was full. I took it to the management and read off instances in which I had been awakened at midnight and then again at 7 a.m. the same morning. I said does this mean that I’m officially only allotted seven hours of sleep a night in a DESC building? Because if that’s my ration, I need to plan for day naps. Might I be allowed to sleep siestas? Would they let me have 2 p.m. to 4 p.m. each day?
It worked! Within days we had an agreement that no calls would be made from 10 p.m. to 8 a.m. I would be allotted a full 10-hour window of peace every night!
Because of sarcasm, I sleep better, and my health has improved. I recommend it to everyone!
Column by Dr. Wes Browning
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