Westbound 545, 7:30 p.m.: Two men are discussing a recent dental appointment.
Guy 1: "She said they were all abscessed. All 18 of those teeth are bad. She could've pulled them all today, and I wouldn't have cared."
Guy 2: "Why didn't she?"
Guy 1: "She wanted to make sure I could pay for it. If you can't pay, they won't do anything."
Guy 2: "It's just as well, though. You would've been walking around with half your grill missing." ...