As I’m sure you all know, having taken the relevant state-required history courses in your elementary and middle schools, the metric system is a communist plot, begun right after the French Revolution by communist French people. They took away the people’s old rulers and forced new rulers on everyone, first in France, and then everywhere else in the world, except Burma, Liberia and the freedom-loving United States of America.
They’ll never take away our Fahrenheit! Freedom degrees forever!
Read more in the Sept. 2-8, 2020 issue.