It’s time for a News You Can’t Use Roundup!
We do these every time we get stuck with no single big news event to talk about, just a lot of little piddly events.
Little piddly news story No. 1 concerns the Lynnwood man who took a DNA test and found out that, though he’s 90 percent White, he’s 6 percent Native American and 4 percent Sub-Saharan African. So he applied for state and federal certification as a minority business owner. When they said, “no, we think you’re actually, you know, White,” he sued.